AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW ABOUT NO
i have a friend who always introduces me to his friends as “david, he’s gay” so today when i introduced him to a few of my friends i said “this is darryn, he’s straight”, he then asked me why i did that and i said “it’s important that people know from the beginning so they know how to perceive you and then judge you based on preconceived ideas of stereotypical behaviour defined by sexuality”
he’s promised he’ll never do it again
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*
*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT